Monday, January 28, 2008

Abridged from 4 minutes to 30 seconds

My son called his grandma today. Here's how it went down, verbatim, according to my mom:

*ring, ring*

GRANDMA: Hello?

CARTER: Hi!

GRANDMA: Hi Carter!

CARTER: Hi!

GRANDMA: Hi!

CARTER: Hi!

GRANDMA: Hi!

CARTER: Hi!

GRANDMA: Hello?

CARTER: Dada!

GRANDMA: Helllllloooooo?

CARTER: Dada!

GRANDMA: Hellllllooooooo?

CARTER: Dada!

GRANDMA: Carter, does your mommy know you're on the phone?

CARTER: Mama!

GRANDMA: Hi!

CARTER: Hi!

GRANDMA: Hi!

CARTER: Hi!

*throws phone, starts to whine*

I walk across the room to pick up the phone and it says "Connected: Mum"

KENNA: Hellllooooo?

MOM: Did you call me on purpose?

KENNA: Ummmm. I got too tired of telling Carter he couldn't have my cell phone so I finally caved and let him just have it. He's been playing with it for 5 minutes.

MOM: Well I've been talking to him for 4.




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