*ring, ring*
GRANDMA: Hello?
CARTER: Hi!
GRANDMA: Hi Carter!
CARTER: Hi!
GRANDMA: Hi!
CARTER: Hi!
GRANDMA: Hi!
CARTER: Hi!
GRANDMA: Hello?
CARTER: Dada!
GRANDMA: Helllllloooooo?
CARTER: Dada!
GRANDMA: Hellllllooooooo?
CARTER: Dada!
GRANDMA: Carter, does your mommy know you're on the phone?
CARTER: Mama!
GRANDMA: Hi!
CARTER: Hi!
GRANDMA: Hi!
CARTER: Hi!
*throws phone, starts to whine*
I walk across the room to pick up the phone and it says "Connected: Mum"
KENNA: Hellllooooo?
MOM: Did you call me on purpose?
KENNA: Ummmm. I got too tired of telling Carter he couldn't have my cell phone so I finally caved and let him just have it. He's been playing with it for 5 minutes.
MOM: Well I've been talking to him for 4.


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