This is your brain on drugs

You know how every once in a while when you've stayed up way too late, your brain starts turning to slush? Usually for me that means giggling uncontrollably at the stupidest things in the world. But sometimes... sometimes ... something like this IM conversation will happen:

McKenna says:
i have this new tick

McKenna says:
i found this thing in my nose

McKenna says:
i mean, it's always been there, i guess i just found anew way to play with the tip of my nose? I can like crush the cartilage inwards?

McKenna says:
hard to explain

McKenna says:
but anyway it's so addicting that i'm now getting worried that i'm going to break it down and make it flabby on accident and then need a nose job

Chante says:
could i see it if you did it?

McKenna says:
no, it doesn't stick. the second i take pressure off it pops back to normal form

Chante says:
o

Chante says:
now i'm trying to do it

McKenna says:
to someone watching it would just look like i'm pressing in the tip of my nose

Chante says:
i'm moving my nose all around...?

McKenna says:
it's this specific spot

Chante says:
on the tip of your nose?

McKenna says:
yeah tip but at a special little angle

Chante says:
the tip of my nose has cartilage on the sides but not the middle of the tip

McKenna says:
try like just above your nostrils, at a diagonal, inward and upward angle

Chante says:
i don't think i have any there

McKenna says:
yeah every nose has its thorn

Chante says:
Ok STOP. To bed for you, plz.