My first try at bribery

"If you stand there real still and look at mommy without your hands in your face and laugh and say "cheese," you can have an M&M"

"A red oned?" (everything ends with a "D" nowadays)

"Yes! A red one if you want!"

"CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ!!!!!!!!!"

Love is a many splendored thing.

Some wedding announcements I recently designed.
I chose the most delicious matte-coated paper with spot UV coating on just the green letters to give them a glossy pop.
They mailed them in long black envelopes with green and white mailing labels.
Perfect for a bride who thrives on marching to her own drum-beat.
Three cheers for uniqueness and individuality.

Oh, and I took the photos, too.

The most boring meme you've ever read.

Emma tagged me because she thinks I say funny things.

6 names you go by:
1. McKenna
2. Kenna
3. Ken
4. Hon
5. Mama
6. Honey (by my son, nonetheless)

3 things you are wearing right now:
1. Wedding ring
2. Sweater that I'm going to wear to my sister's wedding.
3. Yellow shirt that is so cute and I wish I dared to wear it outside the house but my arms are still too chubby.

3 things you want very badly at the moment :
1. A housekeeper
2. An allergy-free head
3. Pedicure

2 things you did last night:
1. Pruned my tomatoes
2. Watched Forever Strong

3 people you last talked to on the phone:
Steve, husband; Megan, sister; Natasha, best friend and poodle. Totally a poodle.

things you are going to do tomorrow:
Wake up cured of the swine flu.
The laundry I am supposed to be doing tonight.

3 of your favorite beverages
1. Ice, ice, ice cold water. Filtered, please.
2. Umm...
3. Medifast Flavor Infusors that you mix into water - basically flavored green tea.

Sorry Emma, apparently I'm not that funny today.